OH MY GOD today I saw sumthing my dad cut out of the paper for me to look at in the New York Times and it was about how Osama Bin Laden wants to kill more americans. So I am surprised because apparently he got away but I didnot hear any news about that (probly becaz of are stupid media been run by libruls.) But then there waz a thing that the new york timez rote witych is REALLY STUPID:
they talk about how the terorists are going to target the convenshun for the parties of the democrats and the republicans okay? But then they new york times goez ahead and WRITES IN THE PAPER WHEN AND WHERE THE CONVENSHUNS IS GOING TO BE. I don't want to type it out because I do not want to help the terrorists but seriosuly how stupid is the new york timesa? Clearly they want to get the politics killed in this country becuz they are stupid libruls.
THEY ARE SO STUPID!!!!!111 I can tell you that if I knew a terrorist wanted to kill george bush, I would not give him directions to the white house right in the NEWSPAPER! I bet they tell everyone including terrorists that next too, just where the white house is so you can go ahead and blow it up if you are Michael Moron or Howard Deen ir John Kerr-ass.
Summer vacation is really good I have been riding my bike a lot and got a paper route and that is all I have to say about employment, haha, if a 15 year old boy can make $15.00 a week delivering the newspaper then I guess all you homeless people just are not looking hard enough for jobs. I bet you could walk the root a few days if you cannot affort the bike yet becauz of teh past lazyness of yourself. But here is how I almost got fired because of more of the librul terrists.
I deliver the newspaper and everytime there is a picture of george bush on the front of it I write on the newspaper "George W Bush: Numbar 1 4 America!" So I went to pick up some moor nespaper and the boss waz there and he says "Chris you can't write things on the newspapor, peeople are complant" and I said "Sir I know my rights and I have freedom of speech in this country, it says so rite in the patriot act." He told me it was the Bill of Rites and I said it was the same thing and he sad no it wasn't, they were both good 4 America but that one stopped us from getting killed by librals and that 1 was for to make sure that we have rites as citizen. "But then dont american terrists have rites too?" I askt and he says yes they do and so I said that was stupit that the terriosts have teh rights but I don't and I am not even a terrist. He looked at me and said listen to stop writing on the newzpapor and to just deliver it so then I saw on my street the old lady who has the John Kerry bumpar sticker on her car and I said she was an old bitch to her face and stopt delivering the paper because she was a terrost. When she called my boss I told her I didn't do it and that she was pribabkly old and seenile why else would she vote 4 kerry? He beleeved me I think because after he fired me and my dad talkrt to him on the phone I got my job back. Now I deliver the papor to another street but sometimez I go to the Kerry ladis house and dig holes in her yard when she is not looking, it is really funny and finally I peeled off the kerry bumpar sticker hahashaha.
I bet if I wrote a letter to George W Bush he would be real proud of me for being a vigalante against terrosism like he always says!!!!